dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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