And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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