She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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