Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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