You just made me feel so damn special
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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