He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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