its not stalking. its research.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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