Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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