Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
