so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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