The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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