just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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