maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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