So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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