I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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