I can text with my tongue
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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