Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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