I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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