we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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