I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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