i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
