He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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