help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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