Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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