New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
