Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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