Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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