What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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