I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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