i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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