Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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