the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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