D3 body, D1 cock
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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