if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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