I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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