If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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