Fuck appropriateness.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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