He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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