It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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