Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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