I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
