You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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