11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I must be too annoying 4 u.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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