Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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