yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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