Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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