that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
it hurts more in the daytime
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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