I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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