does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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