My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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