so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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