White coat. Heels.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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