Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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