we're blogging at a bar
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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