I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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