Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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